Smash Your SEO with a Free Audit

It’s fancy jargon for “How long does the biggest chunk of your webpage take to show up?” Think that gigantic hero image or a block of text. The faster it loads, the quicker your visitors stick around instead of sprinting to your competitors. Nobody wants a slowpoke site.

Why all the fancy words?

This one’s about how much stuff moves around while your page loads. Ever tried to click a button, only for it to leap out of the way like a ninja?

That’s CLS. Lower is better—less jumping jacks means a smoother experience for your visitors.

“Core Web Vitals” are Google’s way of saying, “Focus on these three or we’ll whisper behind your back.” They measure loading speeds, interaction delays, and layout shifts. Nail these, and search engines might give you a standing ovation (or at least a gentle nod of approval).

Is that a new Netflix series? Not quite.

Your Title Tag is what shows up in search results. Think of it like a movie poster: it needs to grab attention and convey the gist. Keep it snappy and relevant, and you’re good to go.

This short little blurb appears under your title in search results—it’s your chance to tease what awaits on your page. Keep it short, sweet, and oh-so-clickable. 

For example, “We create beautiful, responsive websites in the heart of the Yorkshire Dales. No fuss. No filler.”

This checks if your images are optimised (i.e., not bigger than a whale) and have Alt Text (the secret sauce for accessibility and image-based SEO).

If your images are heavier than Thor’s hammer, your site loads slower, which Google really doesn’t love. Top tip - Web.p - it's the prefered format for all images on the web.

Resistance is futile—unless you say so.

This tiny file tells search engines which parts of your site to explore or ignore. Think of it as a bouncer for your website. No shady characters allowed.

A sitemap is like a GPS for Google. It helps search engines find and index your pages efficiently, so you rank better. No more wandering around in the digital wilderness.

Too much code and not enough content can make search engines think your site is all style and no substance. Aim for more actual words than “computer wizard incantations.”

Oh - and don't use Ai to write for you... It's kinda lazy and Google likely won't reward you for it.

Tiny file sizes = faster load times.

This is all about making your web files smaller, so they load quicker. Think vacuum-packing your clothes before a big trip—less space needed, faster page speeds.

Don't worry, it's just geeky housekeeping.

Inline CSS is like leaving your laundry in the living room. It still works, but it clutters the place up. Clean, efficient code means your site loads faster and search engines give you a polite nod of approval.

Sometimes, the best-performing sites aren’t the ones with perfect numbers on every test. We focus on strategies that actually drive leads and sales, not just pretty graphs.

Think of this audit like a helpful GPS—it points you in the right direction, but you still need a real human hero to navigate the journey.

Want more proof? Check out our awesome case studies.

Heck no, it’s a guide.

Use it to see where you can improve and what you’re already crushing. Then, if you want to turbo-charge your rankings and conversions, talk to us.

We’ll wield our SEO superpowers to get you climbing the search results—no shady “dark arts,” just tried-and-true heroics.

Get in touch with My Digital Hero—we’ll walk you through your report and show you how to convert traffic into actual sales leads. 

Because at the end of the day, it’s not about perfect stats; it’s about results that make your wallet do a little happy dance.